nothomestuck: louis-has-the-sneezies: thebesthomestuck: louis-has-the-sneezies: internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop im telling obama ...
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
folie-a-killjoy: kim kardashian wants to name her child easton. EASTon. please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST. DONT YOU GET IT EASTON WEST EAST AND WEST WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN
beepony: seselapod: Super High-school Level Hall Monitor Kiyotaka Ishimaru more like accurate
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
redglarestuck: theshitpeopletweet: commodore-amiga: snake019: commodore-amiga: snake019: tumblr the loving accepting community unless you’re yahoo or a man apparently or if your white big NO NO or if you’re heterosexual or if you don’t ship what other people ship or if you’re a hipster
misses-sauce: This is what anime sounds like to our parents.
a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her
winchesterprayers: today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.